When you've lost your dessert, you can suck on a pebble, although it will not taste as good as the creme brulee.<br>
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Illustrious Potentate and Grand Inquisitor Fnord Moco
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When lost in the desert, you can control your thirst by sucking on a pebble, although you will still die from dehydration.<br>
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