Your brush with fame will come tomorrow when you sideswipe Mike Tyson on the way to work, and a pummeling by fame will quickly follow.<br>
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Friday, February 06, 2004

Leroy Parker, Lightbulb Changer and Promethean Hero
3:11 PM
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Check your brake lines carefully before driving to work tomorrow.<br>
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Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Grand Imperial Pubah Muammar Guevara
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