Today is a good day to build a backyard bunker. Before 5:13AM, if at all possible.<br>
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Saturday, April 12, 2003

Illustrious Potentate and Grand Inquisitor Fnord Moco
12:42 PM
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You will write an unfortunate fortune.<br>
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Friday, April 11, 2003

Leroy Parker, Lightbulb Changer and Promethean Hero
2:54 PM
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Your accomplishments will go unrecognized.<br>
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Thursday, April 10, 2003

Leroy Parker, Lightbulb Changer and Promethean Hero
4:25 PM
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Your thinly veiled support for genocide will fool a surprising number of your followers.<br>
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Tuesday, April 08, 2003

Grand Imperial Pubah Muammar Guevara
10:24 PM
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Although your efforts to draw the metaphor might be considered Alexandrian, in no way will your life be accurately described as such.<br>
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Monday, April 07, 2003

Grand Imperial Pubah Muammar Guevara
9:27 PM
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