Steer clear of large, blunt objects if you want to see Tuesday.<br>
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Saturday, March 22, 2003

Illustrious Potentate and Grand Inquisitor Fnord Moco
11:43 AM
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In an effort to win over your coworkers' hearts and minds, you will halt your daily practice of droppin' bombs like it was vietnam.<br>
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Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Grand Imperial Pubah Muammar Guevara
9:07 PM
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Though he's gotten past his confusion over the spelling, your chinese boss will continue to struggle with the definition of the word "vague."<br>
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Tuesday, March 18, 2003

Grand Imperial Pubah Muammar Guevara
9:33 PM
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The wise man will pin a note to his lapel, and the note will say, "Tick Paralysis."<br>
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Monday, March 17, 2003

Leroy Parker, Lightbulb Changer and Promethean Hero
8:07 PM
90900578
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You will get Tobasco Sauce in your nose.<br>
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Sunday, March 16, 2003

Leroy Parker, Lightbulb Changer and Promethean Hero
3:20 PM
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