Chocolate-flavored Ex-Lax will be your undoing.<br>
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Saturday, March 15, 2003

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The French will announce a trade embargo against the United States, but the skyrocketing price of cheese and wine will have little affect on your lifestyle.<br>
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Friday, March 14, 2003

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The gods complain that you are always under foot.<br>
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Thursday, March 13, 2003

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Today you will be shot in the right leg, just above the knee.<br>
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Wednesday, March 12, 2003

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The future holds no happiness for you.<br>
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Tuesday, March 11, 2003

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Upon adjusting your monitor's color correction, you will find that all of your webpages dither terribly.<br>
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Some penicillin will clear that right up.<br>
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Sunday, March 09, 2003

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