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Saturday, November 23, 2002
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama
Bin Laden found a bottle on a
beach and picked it up. Suddenly a
female genie rose from the bottle and
with a smile said "Master, may I
grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't you know who I am? I don't
need any common woman giving me
anything" barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I
must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle
forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the
impertinence of the woman
and said "Very well, I want to awaken with
three white women in my bed in
the morning, so just do it and be off
with you!"
The annoyed genie said "So be it!" and
disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with
Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone,
his knee was broken, and
he had no health insurance.
God is good.
.: posted by George 11/23/2002
Thursday, November 21, 2002
Beth and I both are big dog fans. This article was really interesting from the standpoint that it took Charlie 6 months to pick up on the fact that we didn't want him to piss on the carpet, despite all the cues we gave him. And ultimately, I think he learned not to piss indoors from our other dog, not from us.
.: posted by andy 11/21/2002
Tuesday, November 19, 2002
Now is a good time to write your Congressperson. The Total Information Awareness system is a bad idea, and will not work. It's Orwellian, yo.
.: posted by andy 11/19/2002
So I was just flipping through a few stations, on the way to TNN to watch "From Russia with Love", and I came accross Star Trek TNG. My new boss, he's like Data. I can't really think of a better person to compare him to. It's kinda flawed, though, since on Star Trek, Data tended to have quite a bit of compassion for a robot.
.: posted by Jeremy 11/19/2002
Monday, November 18, 2002
I have a new boss. My former boss, the short, angry vietnamese man with a napolean complex got promoted to department manager. I was happy about this for about a day, until I found out who my new boss is.
.: posted by Jeremy 11/18/2002
Something to add to the 'patriotic' archives.
.: posted by Grand Inquisitor Fnord Moco 11/18/2002
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