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Tuesday, October 29, 2002
He manages to be abusive to his audience without using profanity stronger than "damn" or "ass". I haven't heard any homophobic comments yet, either.
Morality and poultry don't mix.
.: posted by Jeremy 10/29/2002
Chickens aren't considered animals in Oklahoma.
.: posted by Grand Inquisitor Fnord Moco 10/29/2002
A couple of lines from a recent speech by our esteemed president, with some commentary:
America has never sought to dominate, has never sought to conquer. We've always sought to liberate and to free.
Right. Tell that to the Native Americans, Filipinos, Cubans, and Mexicans.
Our desire is to help Iraqi citizens find the blessings of liberty within their own culture and their own traditions.
Read: "Inside every gook is an American, trying to get out." Trying to source this, I found flooz is the tenth listing on google for the quote.
.: posted by Grand Inquisitor Fnord Moco 10/29/2002
Monday, October 28, 2002
Pardon my non-cable attached rock, but does Mister Ermey say anything like this on his new show?
I am attempting to remedy my non-cable(and more importantly my non-high-speed internet) situation by moving to the thriving metropolis of Denton. I've been talking to an old friend from high school, and he could use the cheaper rent, but the place we're looking at is directly above the apartment of a girl who he is trying to get out of a relationship with. Fate smiled on me again tonight, tho, when two waitresses at my favorite bar indicated that they needed a roommate and had heard I'd been looking. I'm still trying to figure out how to translate this into free beer. And I swear one of them overcharged me. I don't feel like I drank five beers.
.: posted by Grand Inquisitor Fnord Moco 10/28/2002
Take that you filthy red borscht-eatin' bastards! The russkies aren't that far ahead of us in the space race after all.
.: posted by Jeremy 10/28/2002
Sunday, October 27, 2002
Guess we better invade russia. there are principles at stake, after all. It's almost november, seems like a good time to start landing troops. No need to bother with winter gear, all of our recent conquests/liberations have only taken a few weeks at most when there are troops on the ground.
And since I know that some of you live under internet connected rocks, and don't have or watch much cable, I feel I should tell you about Mail Call. R. Lee Ermey, who played the drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket and in real life, is the host. All of the content is pretty standard history channel military hardware fare, but Ermey is funny as hell.
.: posted by Jeremy 10/27/2002
Now Saddam can't be called the only standing leader of a nation to use chemical weapons on his own populace.
.: posted by Grand Inquisitor Fnord Moco 10/27/2002
It seems like the Russians have a very different approach to hostage situations--kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.
You know this deal with Wellstone is a conspiracy.
.: posted by andy 10/27/2002
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