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Wednesday, July 17, 2002

Starting in August, this is my baby. And apparently I have a shot at the department's parent school, as well.

I tell you what--you can't keep this White Boy down.

.: posted by andy 7/17/2002


Tuesday, July 16, 2002

The Chinese Communist Party compares internet cafes to the opium dens of the 19th century. Why do we support chinese communism? Why don't we do to the chinese communists what we did to the soviets?

.: posted by Jeremy 7/16/2002


I really like Yellowstone. There's just too many people there.

.: posted by Jeremy 7/16/2002


Monday, July 15, 2002

Food for the enemy's analysts. I thought we were supposed to keep this kind of information secret.

.: posted by Jeremy 7/15/2002


I second. Woohoo!

.: posted by Jeremy 7/15/2002


Based on that article, it looks like now is a good time to invade France. Not that there's ever really a bad one, I guess.

I move that France be declared the Official Willworkforflooz Hella Lame Country. Do I hear any seconds?

.: posted by andy 7/15/2002


Sunday, July 14, 2002

Could I have been wrong to dismiss the idea of a neo-nazi conspiracy presented in the movie version of The Sum of All Fears?

Today is Bastille Day in France. I am at my cubicle today, a sunday, to finish a project for some pushy little french company that claims they HAVE to have this project done by next week. I'm wondering, since they're going to be gone on vacation for the entire month, what difference does it make??

Oh, and for all you frenchmen and frenchwomen out there, July 4th is not called "National Day". I don't know which silly semi-communist european country calls their big-patriotic day "national day", but it's not us. It's "Independence day". Meaning we fought for our independence from the most powerful imperialist european nation and won it, with minimal help from the french. Poor, pathetic France.

.: posted by Jeremy 7/14/2002


   

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